Thursday, May 21, 2009

Friday Funnies:The Onion Edition

Congressman Eisley conducts hearing on Market Data Protection Reform, restrains self from murdering five year old son.

Appointed by Bush in 2003 to distract from the horrors of war, Liberty's antics turned fatal yesterday when he cart-wheeled into a roadside bomb.

A new Department of Labor report finds personal outsourcing is revolutionizing how Americans dont do their own work.

Treasury Officials say the dye used in printed money is extremely toxic and urge Americans to send all their cash to Washington immediately.

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