Friday, May 1, 2009

Friday Funnies: "In The Know" - The Onion Edition

"Panelists discuss how pornography warps children's minds, leading them to believe sex is actually fun rather than shameful and embarrassing."

"Panelists debate whether games like Fallout 3 and Gears Of War 2 are teaching children skills they'll really need in the End Times."

"Our panelists debate whether TV programs like A Double Shot At Love and The Bad Girls Club depict unattainable levels of skankiness."

"With the economy sliding deeper into a recession, panelists discuss whether it's time to stop throwing our money into a massive pit out in the desert."

"Panelists discuss the alarming trend of politicians who break their promises to the lobbyists who helped elect them."

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