Friday, May 8, 2009

Friday Funnies: More Fun With the Onion!

"On Today Now!, Jim and Tracy meet James Kimura, a 12-year-old afflicted with the ability to spell long words normal kids don't even care about.."

Star Trek fans decry the new Star Trek prequel as beeing too different from previous Star Trek movies because it is "Fun," and "Watchable;" it even includes subtitles to allow non-Klingon speaking movie-goers to understand what the Kingons are saying!

"Amivi Gama's violent rise to power in East Timor has proved that women are just as capable as men when it comes to brutality and oppression."

"Two prospective Eagle Scouts explain how they are preventing breast cancer by helping women examine their breasts."

"Tune in to Auto Warriors to watch two Ford plants battle it out before the LIVE season finale event: one plant will close, 3,000 will get the axe!"

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