Friday, April 3, 2009

Friday Funnies -- "How to be a good Creationist - In 5 easy steps"

This young lady produces a hilarious retort to "how to be a good creationist." She explains that creationists who receive the "just one good proof" of evolution do so through one of the following means: "See no evidence; hear no evidence; spout Bible verses 'Till the truth goes away.'We are given 5 statements to remember for those who want to be a good creationist: 1."Evolution is only a theory; 2."God did it; 3."Fine tuning and the weak; 4."Science from the Bible" 5."Deny science." The young lay also suggests to creationists to "Just call science "gibberish" and that will do. In summary she explains: you must not be able to explain what evolution is; you must not be able to provide a line of evidence for evolution; you must not be able to give any evidence for speciation; you must not be able to define the second law of thermodynamics and explain its relevant to the process of natural selection; and last you must not allow yourself to think in any manner but in a circular manner.

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